Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to introduce myself. Circumstances dictate that I may no longer remain silent. We, through the course of this campaign, have had diarists make outrageous claims as to their unique knowledge of Sarah Palin. We have heard from someone who lived in Alaska. Then someone who lived in Wasilla. Now up on the rec list, we have heard from someone who worked under Sarah Palin - the Grand High Poobah of this state. This being the situation, I can bear it no longer, that these imposters, pretenders and charlatans try to claim that they can give you the true inside story of Sarah Palin. NOBODY, but NOBODY knows Sarah Palin better than me, and I'm here to spill my story.
I am a bacterium floating in Sarah Palin's stomach, and I'm here to spill my guts (so to speak) Follow me after the fold.